Corporate Branding Gifts

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

Mega-Marketing

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

Got anything in a corporate logo?

"Here are the finalists for the corporate motto."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

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