Bookstore. I thought you wanted a book on tape. This is a book on tape. It's about the 3M Company.
Corporate Brands Gifts
Looking for items that showcase your corporate brand with a splash of humor? Our collection offers a clever range of products perfect for promotional gifts, office decor, or branded merchandise. Whether you're aiming to make your logo memorable or add a fun twist to corporate apparel and accessories, you'll find options that combine professionalism with whimsy. Elevate your corporate identity while keeping things light and engaging. Perfect for client appreciation or team mementos, these items will help your brand stand out with personality.
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."
'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
Welcome to the Team
'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'
He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.
"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."
'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'
'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'
'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'
US v.s. Tech Giants
Parade of Businessmen
'We've re-branded.'
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
'Have you no common scents?!'
"It lost a little something in translation."
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."
"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"
Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.
"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
'We have what might be a very good idea...'
'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'
"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"
'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'
'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'
Corporate Brands Gifts Collection
Corporate Brands Mugs
Explore our full range of corporate brand mugs and find the perfect humorous or professional design to brighten up your office space or gift basket.
Corporate Brands Pillows
Check out our branded pillows, perfect for office lounges or client gifts, adding a personalized and cozy touch to any professional setting.
Corporate Brands Prints
Browse our selection of corporate prints, ideal for decorating offices or giving as memorable, witty gifts to clients and colleagues.
Corporate Brands T-Shirts
Discover our collection of branded t-shirts, great for team events or corporate gifts, blending professional branding with fun, eye-catching designs.