Corporate Brands Mugs

Bookstore. I thought you wanted a book on tape. This is a book on tape. It's about the 3M Company.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Welcome to the Team

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Parade of Businessmen

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'