Brands Mugs

'Have you no common scents?!'

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

Some scents are nonsense.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Advertising on the internet.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Your ad here!

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Gerald Ratner's return

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.