Brand Comparison Mugs

"Competition is in aisle four. . . but we've only got generics."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

The Alpha Seltzer

'We've re-branded.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Advertising on the internet.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

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