Brand Collector Mugs

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'We've re-branded.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I wonder what this was for."

Starbucks Siren

"My husband's in advertising."

Fashion Mistake.

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"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'How old is this vase?'

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'