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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'We've re-branded.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

"My husband's in advertising."

Starbucks Siren

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Fashion Mistake.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

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