Beach Day Enthusiasts Gifts

'Look out kid...re-building your infras-tructure...'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Beer Parasol.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Summer reading for the family.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

Eating ice cream.

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"This is it? No video?"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Working Holiday.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'