Fun-loving Beachcomber T-Shirts

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Crabbing

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Don't they look silly?'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'Look...people are waving at us!...Wave Back!'

Women castaways are joined on the island by ugly men.

Geek Beach

'Oh no! A Portuguese Man of War.'

"What can you expect with a gag as old as this?"

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

The tide was out.

"Sir, I look forward to receiving my holiday pay. Seventeen years."

"Formidable, huh? Which reminds me … your mother called."

"If you pick this one, you'll have an island paradise all to yourself. No one's been there since they tested the atom bomb on it."

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'Sand shark!!'

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

Frying sausages by the sea.

Lighting the Lighthouse

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

"The line is busy, please try again later...."

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."