Fun-loving Beachcomber Pillows

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Crabbing

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Don't they look silly?'

'Look...people are waving at us!...Wave Back!'

Geek Beach

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Women castaways are joined on the island by ugly men.

'Oh no! A Portuguese Man of War.'

The tide was out.

"Formidable, huh? Which reminds me … your mother called."

"Sir, I look forward to receiving my holiday pay. Seventeen years."

"What can you expect with a gag as old as this?"

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'

'Sand shark!!'

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

Frying sausages by the sea.

Lighting the Lighthouse

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

"The line is busy, please try again later...."

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."