Beach Thrills Pillows

"The waves were great today."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Shellfie

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Building giant sand pies.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Brighton Bersagliere.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Segregated Beach

S.P.F. 1,000

"City kids."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Wish you were steer!

Sharks hate practical jokes.

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Mobsters at the Beach

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

'Did you say psst?.'