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"Exactly how far does the tide go out as Southend."

'When you hold this shell to your ear, you can hear my Mum snoring.'

"Small world - that's Ian Thompson from No. 43."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Holiday time.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Frog in the puddles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Water Slide

Pelican and Origami

Son burying his dad in sand

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Crabbing

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Get a rockpool!

Hello from the lakes!

real enjoyment

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.