Formal Beachgoer Gifts

"It took three and a half hours to get here from the office, but here I am."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Surf Casting

Pina Coladas

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Sunbathers.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Try me/try me/try me...

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Privates Beach"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."