Beachgoer Extraordinaire Gifts

"That can't be good."

No You Do Not Have A Beer Belly: You've just developed a liquid grain storage facility.'

'It happens all the time, don't worry, I'll read my book while I wait for high tide...'

'We buried Dad in the sand, Mom!'

"Let me guess. It's another great beach read."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

I told you we were late!

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'