Beachgoer's Delight Gifts

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I win!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The Deaths take a selfie.

Sandy Floss

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

A man runs on the water from a shark.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."