Beachgoer's Delight Gifts

"Was that a wave or did they just flip us off?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

I told you we were late!

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'I win!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Sandy Floss

The Deaths take a selfie.

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."