Beach Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Working Holiday.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'