Beach Holiday Aficionado Gifts

"Recalculating."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Working Holiday.

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

Fish Shoes.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'