Beach Holiday Humor Lovers Gifts

Pass the SPF 20,000

Piranhaclaus

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Brighton Bersagliere.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

"No more for him, he has to drive."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"We met in the Galapagos."

Winter. I'm starting to think it's not coming at all.

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

"Solar diet."

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"Recalculating."

'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'

For Santa's Drone

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

Rudolph the Red Nodes Reindeer.

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

'Merry Christmas sleepyhead! We're out of wine out here...'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

Godziller vs. Frosty