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Piranhaclaus

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"We met in the Galapagos."

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"Recalculating."

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

For Santa's Drone

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"... And merry Christmas to you too Santa!"

'Merry Christmas sleepyhead! We're out of wine out here...'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

Godziller vs. Frosty

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.