Beach Holiday Humor Prints

"The starfish doesn't want to stay on top of our Christmas tree!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Gesundheit!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Santa Elevator

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"I smell cranberries."

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...