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"The starfish doesn't want to stay on top of our Christmas tree!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Brighton Bersagliere.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Gesundheit!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Santa Elevator

'I think its being tapped.'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...