Cosmic Vacationer Pillows

Vacation on the Moon.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

Space travel

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Desert Planet

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."