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There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Quantum Psychic

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

Progress?

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Keystone XL

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"Is there a God?"

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Bizarre sights.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"