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Due to breach in barrier between universes Bob suddenly confronts his other self.

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

The Life of Pi

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Homeless count.

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"Hi! I'm Zorg, your cubicle-neighbor from parallel universe A142073..."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Number Phobia.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Ascend, Collins."

Office Rage.

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Couple with confusing pamphlets

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'