Parallel Dimension Navigator Gifts

Due to breach in barrier between universes Bob suddenly confronts his other self.

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

Homeless count.

"Hi! I'm Zorg, your cubicle-neighbor from parallel universe A142073..."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Number Phobia.

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Ascend, Collins."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Office Rage.

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"No offense, Hank, but this parallel universe theory of yours is a little far-fetched."

Couple with confusing pamphlets

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'