Diagram Navigator Gifts

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Challenge and solution

"This translation app isn't working."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Number Phobia.

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'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'First date with a logician' - 'These Venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time...where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps.'

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

Close all your windows please.