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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

Business Duck

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"This translation app isn't working."

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

That's the chairman's office.

"Mush on."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Now that's power."

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Coming to a consensus.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."