Dimensional Explorer Mugs

Time-space convergence ahead.

Big Bang Theory.

The fate of the emigrant

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Space exploration"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."