Gravity Explorer Prints

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'This is great - what an idea! I can do a unit on gravity and the laws of motion for science class!'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Big Bang Theory.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Extreme miming"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Alien Snowmen

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."