Fantasy Technology Buffs Gifts

'Stealth broom.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Late BroomStick

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Beware of the Cat.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Tooth fairy.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Tiny people.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'My dad just invented the wheel!'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"