Fantasy Technology Buffs Pillows

'Stealth broom.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Late BroomStick

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

If Disney was a software company

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Beware of the Cat.

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Tooth fairy.

Ether Island

Tiny people.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Space Tours. Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion. I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!" There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers. I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!" Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century! I said "Come be a pioneer!" It seems most of your company's effort went into th

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'My dad just invented the wheel!'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"