Fantasy Buffs Pillows

"I want a filthy little divorce!"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Darko Sunscreen, SPF 5000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires.

Pirate Dog

VOODOO lite

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Toadstools

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Knight feeding his kids.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

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