Fantasy Buffs Prints

"I want a filthy little divorce!"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Darko Sunscreen, SPF 5000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires.

Pirate Dog

VOODOO lite

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Piracy on a boating lake

Lady of the bath...

The Mouse Princess

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."