Fantasy Sports Buff Prints

'All we kept hearing is how 'wicked good' these guys were. They look 'wicked bad'.'

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Centaur Forward

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Antler Buzzers.

A prehistoric football match.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Will that be coach?'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Deregulated Baseball

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Kick! Go for it!

Arch of Triumph Save

Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

The Puck Stops Here.

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten