Fantasy Sports Prints

'At first, fantasy football was a harmless hobby. Then i started to believe I really owned a tam and Eli Manning really was my quarterback....'

Fantasy Football Euro 2012 - Joy ride players cars, shag the wags, spend the players wages.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"I've been playing fantasy football all night - I dreamt you were David Ginola-then David Beckham-then...."

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

'He's busy fantasizing being inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.'

'But you said if I came over we could play Fantasy Football!'

"As I said before, I refuse to play for this team until they pay me as much as my fantasy owner."

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

Fantasy Football

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

Human Fantasy league

Fantasy Diet League

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

"I need to stick to technology. I got injured playing fantasy sports."

Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

Deregulated Baseball

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

Foot-Dragging EMS

"This is going to screw up my fantasy team."

Unicorn playing Reality Football League

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

Stats. Fantasy League. The difference between men and boys is men draft their imaginary friends onto fantasy sports teams.

Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team.

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Fantasy football? No, I'm a lobbyist - I play fantasy politics. 81.

Do you guys understand any of this fantasy league stuff?