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Cavewoman fantasy

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

'Stealth broom.'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

'Modem Times,'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."