Startup Daydreamer Pillows

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Money Plant.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

S.S.dot.com

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."