Dotcom Dreamer Pillows

'I'm dotcoming....I'm dotcoming....'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Barcode Dreams

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Geek fairies

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

i-teddy

Money Plant.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Life after death

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."