Playful Patent Holder Pillows

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Young Frankenstein"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The Sculptor

Danth battle?

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

A Man mixing up his sports.

Kids on Building Site.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Well, if you really can prove that you invented the wheel, you'll be due an awful lot of backdated royalty payments!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

'Creative right?'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."