Playful Patent Holder Gifts

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Young Frankenstein"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

The Sculptor

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

Kids on Building Site.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Well, if you really can prove that you invented the wheel, you'll be due an awful lot of backdated royalty payments!"

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Creative right?'