Clumsy Genius Appreciator T-Shirts

"Nice going, Einstein."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Teddy Time Bears

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Things are looking up!"

Cow Kong

I Pagliacci

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"Put it on my tab."

"...but, seriously..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Elephant Magic Carpet

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."