Quirky Innovators Mugs

'Thanks to our new firefly lamps, we've lowered our power bill by 64 percent!'

"A couple more data breach settlements and I'll have enough money to buy a new phone!"

Urban Ice Fishing

Scientist looking at FaecesBook website.

'Harold and I have been working on it for two years... It's a travel pillow that's the same size as a normal pillow.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

World's cheapest car

Setting up companies

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'It keeps me sane!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Bagging the Chipmunk

How to Rise with the Sun

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)