Quirky Imagination Appreciator Gifts

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

God with Earth Controller

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I'm a monster."

"Your animal companionship is here!"

Cow Kong

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Mummy Shrink.

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Curiosity."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

"We're making progress."

Pianist.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"High Fashion"

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

'I see ol' bug-eyes is back.'

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'Freudian slip '

Football merchandising - 1953.

Math Lounge

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."