Quirky Job Appreciator Pillows

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"Are you binge watching again?"

Latrinologist

Spring Rituals

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

A sign you're not applying at a fortune 500 company...

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

"And how would your degree in 'Bohemian Lifestyle Studies' benefit the company?"

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

'I make Swiss army knives.'

There's not a lot of call for 'serial' kid.

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

'I really hate operating on circus folks !'

Soup Spoon Sales Slump

'Is there any truth in the rumour that you're moonlighting as a barmaid,Miss Jones?'

'Take no notice she often feigns death she was raised by possums.'

'This isn't the sort of experience I meant but, I must say, I'm very impressed.'

'I wish you would go back to training elephants , Otto !'

'Dr. Norwood has become interested in your case. He's a veterinarian.'

I'm looking for a job that starts late afternoon.

'This has to be in Des Moines by Friday.', 'Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?'

'This is to make sure no one is faking it.'

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"

'He ran a miniature golf course.'

"Relax people - only dandruff."

Shoe shine 1$. (Giant shoe appearing round corner.'