Quirky Career Appreciator Mugs

'He ran a miniature golf course.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

The world's most unemployable family

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Blend Schools

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"By the way, I'm giving notice I start at Hooters on Monday."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'I see Charlie's moonlighting again.'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

"I love my job!"

'You call that ambition?'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"Well, besides 'being famous for being famous'... what life goals do you have?"