Desk Delighter Prints

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Organization is not rocket science!

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"We need a better piling system."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Careerist

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Working Vacation.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"