
"Pencil me in for Thursday Miss Watts"
Inspire your desk dweller with charming prints that decorate their space and reflect their creative spirit, making every workday more inspiring and personalized.
"Pencil me in for Thursday Miss Watts"
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'
City Boy.
In case of emergency, break glass.
''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'
'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."
'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'
"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a
'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'
"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."
"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"
"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."
"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."
Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'
'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.
'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'
The weightless office.
'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'
"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."
'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'
"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."
Al, The Go-From Guy
'We were able to make a quick alliance together because of common insecurities.'
"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."
"Woof"
"That's our copy cat."
"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"
R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.
'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'
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