Workplace Chaos Enthusiast Mugs

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"The board thought it was a good idea at the time."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Accountancy

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Steadman - The Early Years.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

Next Direction

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'