Desk Disaster Enthusiast Gifts

If Your Boss Treated You the Way You Treat Obama

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Office Park

'Wow, my own desk!'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

"It's the new mobile office."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Congratulations! You are now in charge of taking all the blame in case of this company's failure!"

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

You wanted to see me about my attitude?

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."

Laura the Desk

A Man with Problems.