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IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Office Park

'Wow, my own desk!'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"It's the new mobile office."

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Congratulations! You are now in charge of taking all the blame in case of this company's failure!"

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

You wanted to see me about my attitude?

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."

Laura the Desk

A Man with Problems.

"Life isn't fair, Mueller. You're the firee and I'm the firer!"

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,